if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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