I murdered the dance floor call the cops
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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