it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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