Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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