ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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