so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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