It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Acid is not a monday night drug
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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