Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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