Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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