When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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