wakey wakey hands off snakey
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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