I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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