I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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