Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??