So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail