it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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