Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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