so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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