What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
