Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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