Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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