if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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