well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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