"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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