we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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