yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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