Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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