real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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