I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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