at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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