the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
