Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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