Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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