she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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