theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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