i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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