So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Enjoy the penises
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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