i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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