If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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