eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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