the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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