He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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