i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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