no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.