I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.