Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.