You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize