She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
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There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.