Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.