That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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