u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
