She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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