I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i would punch a child for taco bell
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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