No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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