idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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