and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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